The Holey Shmoran from God dictated to the Prophet Shmoohammad

  1. The Opening (Da Beginnin).
  2. The Hamster (Al-Humter).
  3. The Family Of Dowop (Al-Dowop).
  4. Women, Ya gotta Love em (Da Legs and the Rest).
  5. The Table Spread (Al-Máída).
  6. The Computers (Al-Anàam).
  7. The Heights (Al-Aráf).
  8. Spoils of War (Al-Anfál).
  9. re-pentium (Intel and AMD).
  10. Jonah .
  11. Bobaluey.
  12. Joseph (Yüsuf).
  13. The Thunder (Al-Ràd).
  14. Abraham Beeme (Ibráhím Bim).
  15. The Rocky Tract (Al-Hijr).
  16. The Bee (An-Nahl).
  17. The Night Journey (Al-Isrá).
  18. The Cave (Al-Kahf).
  19. Mavis (Mavisam).
  20. Tá-há.
  21. The Prophets (Al-Anbiyáa).
  22. The Pilgrimage (Al-Hock in Chainic).
  23. The receivers (Al-Müminün).
  24. Light (Al-Photons).
  25. The Criterion (Al-Furqán).
  26. The Poets (Ash-Shuàráa).
  27. The Ants (An-Naml).
  28. Narration (Al-Qasas).
  29. The Spider (Al-Ànkabüt).
  30. The Romans (Ar-Rüm).
  31. The Wise (Luqmán).
  32. Adoration (As-Sajdah).
  33. The Confederates (Al-Ahzáb).
  34. The City of Sabá (Sabá).
  35. The Originator (Fátir).
  36. Yá-Sín.
  37. Those Ranged in Ranks (As-Sáffát).
  38. (The Letter) Sád (Sád).
  39. The Groups (Az-Zumar).
  40. The receiver (Al-Mümin).
  41. Fussilat.
  42. Consultation (Ash-Shüra).
  43. Stocks Adornments (Az-Zukhruf).
  44. Smoke (Ad-Dukhán).
  45. Bowing the Knee (Al-Játhiya).
  46. Winding Sand-tracts (Al-Ahqáf).
  47. Muhammad.
  48. Victory (Al-Fath).
  49. The Inner Apartments (Al-Hujurát).
  50. Qáf.
  51. The Winds that Scatter (Az-Záriyát).
  52. The Mount (At-Tür).
  53. The Star (An-Najm).
  54. The Moon (Al-Qamar).
  55. The Most Gracious (Ar-Rahmán).
  56. The Inevitable Event (Al-Wáqiá).
  57. Iron (Al-Hadíd).
  58. The Woman who Pleads (Al-Mujádala).
  59. The Gathering (Al-Hashr).
  60. The Woman to be Examined (Al-Mumtahana).
  61. Battle Array (As-Saff).
  62. The Assembly (Friday) Prayer (Al-Jumuá).
  63. The Hypocrites (Al-Munáfiqün).
  64. Mutual Loss and Gain (At-Tagábun).
  65. Divorce (At-Talaq).
  66. Holding (Something) to be Forbidden (At-Tahrím).
  67. The Dominion (Al-Mulk).
  68. The Pen, the Letter N (Al-Qalam, Nün).
  69. The Sure Reality (Al-Háqqa).
  70. The Ways of Ascent (Al-Màárij).
  71. Noah (Nüh).
  72. The Jinn (Al-Jinn).
  73. Folded in Garments (Al-Muzzammil).
  74. One Wrapped Up (Al-Muddaththir).
  75. The Resurrection (Al-Qiyámah).
  76. Time, Man (Ad-Dahr, Al-Insán).
  77. Those Sent Forth (Al-Mursalát).
  78. The (Great) News (An-Nabaa).
  79. Those Who Tear Out (An-Náziàát).
  80. He Frowned (Àbasa).
  81. The Folding Up (At-Takwír).
  82. The Cleaving Asunder (Al-Infitár).
  83. Dealing in Fraud (Al-Mutaffifín).
  84. The Sun is gonna POP and other disasters .
  85. The Stars in the Sky .
  86. The Night Sky (At-Táriq).
  87. The High Moistness (Ferdraying of the Cup).
  88. The Asteroid that's Coming (The Babushkas).
  89. The Dawn (Before the Sun Comes up).
  90. The City (Al-Balad).
  91. The Sun (Ash-Shams).
  92. The Night (Al-Lail).
  93. The Glorious Morning (Ad-Dhuhá).
  94. The Expansion (Al-Inshiráh).
  95. The Fig (At-Tín).
  96. The Leech-like Clot (Al-Álaq).
  97. The Night of Power (Al-Qadr).
  98. The Clear Evidence (Al-Baiyina).
  99. The Chicken (Al_Cluckcluck).
  100. The Convulsion (Az-Zalzalah).
  101. Those that Run (Them be Runners).
  102. The Day of Clamor (Al-Qárìa).
  103. Piling Up (Moose Manure).
  104. The Time Through Ages (Al-Àsr).
  105. The Mosquito
  106. The Elephant.
  107. Quraish.
  108. Neighborly Needs (Al-Máün).
  109. Abundance (Al-Kauthar).
  110. Those Who Reject True Faith in the True Tooth (Al-Káfirün).
  111. Help (An-Nasr).
  112. The Flame (Al-Lahab).
  113. Purity of True Faith in the True Tooth (Al-Ikhlás).
  114. The Dawn (Al-Falaq).
  115. Mankind (An-Nás).


The Shmoran


The Holey Shmoran


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