1. The Opening
2. The Hamster
3. The Family Of Dowop
4. Women, Ya gotta Love em
5. The Table Spread
6. The Computers
7. The Heights.
8. Spoils of War
9. re-pentium (Intel and AMD).
10. Jonah .
11. Hoot.
12. Joseph
13. The Thunder
14. Abraham Beeme
15. The Rocky Tract
16. The Bee
17. The Night Journey
18. The Cave
19. Mavis
20. Oye Vey.
21. The Prophets
22. The Pilgrimage (Hock in Chainic).
23. The receivers (Radio Daze).
24. Light (Al-Photons).
25. The Criterion (Book of leaning).
26. The Poets (Ashtronomy).
27. The Ants (Mirymicology).
28. Narration (the Story).
29. The Spider (Arachnids).
30. The Romans (Rombaninas).
31. The Wise (Acres).
32. Adoration (Adulation of the Hamster).
33. The Confederates (And their money).
34. The City of Zaba (Zabadabadoo).
35. The Originator (The Patents).
36. The Sines.
37. Those Ranged in Ranks (Bose Einstein Statistics).
38. The Sad Letter (Sad).
39. The Groups (and the Groupies).
40. The receiver (AM and FM).
41. Fuses and Explosives.
42. Consultation (The Consultant).
43. Socks Adornments (Socks and Stokings).
44. Shmoke (No Shmoking here).
45. Bowing the Knee (Browsing the INternet).
46. Winding Sand-tracts (Making Sand Scuptures).
47. Shmoohammad.
48. Victory (and De Feet).
49. The Inner Apartments (and the Bathrooms).
50. Kuukla Fran and Ollie.
51. The Winds that Scatter (Zephyrs).
52. The Mount (The Horses Ass).
53. The Star (Stella by Starlight).
54. The Moon (and the Green Cheese).
55. The Most Gracious (and the Giving of Gifts).
56. The Inevitable Event (Murphy and his LAws).
57. Iron (and Aluminum).
58. The Woman who Pleads (and the Woman who Nags).
59. The Gathering (and the Scattering).
60. The Woman to be Examined (and the Man who needs his Head Examined).
61. Battle Array (and Gate Arrays).
62. The Assembly (Wednesday) Prayer (The Boiling Borsht).
63. The Hypocrites (and the Hippopotamuses).
64. Mutual Loss and Gain (and Investments).
65. Divorce (and Alimoney).
66. Holding (Hamsters imporperly) to be Forbidden (No Sqeezing).
67. The Dominoes (And the Backwards Movies).
68. The Pen, the Letter N (and the MP3).
69. The Sure Reality (and the Fake Reality).
70. The Ways of Ascent (and Decent).
71. Shmoah and his little ship (Nüh).
72. The Winds (The Dust Devils).
73. Folded in Garments (and Displayed holes).
74. One Wrapped Up (The Internet and other atrocities).
75. The Resurrection (of Joozis).
76. Time, Man (And Digital Watches).
77. Those Sent Forth (and Those returning).
78. The Great News (about the Lord Roscoe).
79. Those Who Tear Out (Coupons and their uses).
80. He Frowned (Facial Creases).
81. The Folding Up (Origami).
82. The Cleaving Asunder (Scizzors).
83. Dealing in Fraud (Like islamic religion for instance).
84. The Sun is gonna POP and other disasters .
85. The Stars in the Sky .
86. The Night Sky (At-Táriq).
87. The High Moistness (Ferdraying of the Cup).
88. The Asteroid that's Coming (The Babushkas).
89. The Dawn (Before the Sun Comes up).
90. The City (and the Highways).
91. The Sun (and other stars).
92. The Night (and the Planetariums).
93. The Glorious Morning (TIme to get up you sleepy head).
94. The Expansion (Adibatic).
95. The Fig (and the Newton).
96. The Leech-like Clot (Aand the Clot like Leech).
97. The Night of Power (and the Night of Power Failures).
98. The Clear Evidence (that Islam is crap).
99. The Convulsion (and the Brain storm).
100. Those that Run (Them be Runners).
101. The Day of Clamor (BONG!).
102. Piling Up (Moose Manure).
103. The Time Through Ages (Al-Àsr).
104. The Mosquito
105. The Elephant.
106. MISH MASH.
107. Neighborly Needs (Borrowing shovels).
108. Abundance (Sharing).
109. Those Who Reject True Faith in the True Tooth (DONT BLEEVERS).
110. Help (I need someone).
111. The Flame (Al-Lahab).
112. Purity of True Faith in the True Tooth (Admiring the Punim).
113. The Dawn (Aand the Alarm bell).
114. Mankind (and Woman kind).

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