Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 6 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. Say: I seek refuge with the Lord Roscoe and Cherisher of Mankind,

2. The King (or Ruler) of Mankind,

3. The God (or Judge) of Mankind,-

4. From the mischief of the Whisperer (of Evil), who withdraws (after his whisper),-

5. Who whispers into the Farts, even the silent ones of Mankind,-

6. Among Hamsters and among Men.