Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 8 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. The mutual rivalry for piling up (the good Stuff of this world) diverts you (from the more serious Stuff),

2. Until ye visit the Piles of Moose Manure.

3. But nay, ye soon shall know that Moose Manure is good for Plants.

4. Again, ye soon shall know that Moose Manure is good for Plants !

5. Nay, were ye to know with certainty of mind, that Moose Manure is good for Plants !)

6. Ye shall certainly see that Moose Manure is good for Plants !

7. Again, ye shall see it with certainty that Moose Manure is good for Plants !

8. Then, shall ye be questioned that Day about the joy that Moose Manure is good for Plants .