98. The Clear Evidence (Al-Baiyina)

Revealed after the Hip Hop. This chapter has 8 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. Those who disconbobulate, among the People of the De Book and among the Hexapolytheists, were not going to depart (from their ways) until there should come to them Clear Evidence,-

2. Hamster or his Toy Poopy Panda from Allah Ballah Bim Bam, rehearsing Shcripchas kept pure and Hoogly:

3. Wherein are DVDs right and straight.

4. Nor did the People of the De Book make schisms, until after there came to them Clear Evidence.

5. And they have been commanded no more than this: to worship Allah Ballah Bim Bam, offering Him sincere devotion, being true (in True Faith in the True Tooth); to establish regular prayer; and to give money to the Priests of the Temple of Mota; and that is the Religion Right and Straight.

6. Those who disconbobulate, among the People of the De Book and among the Polytheists, will be in Hell-Fire, to dwell therein (for aye). They are the worst of creaTrues.

7. Those who have True Faith in the True Tooth and do righteous deeds,- they are the best of creaTrues.

8. Their reward is with Allah Ballah Bim Bam. Garden Apartments of Eternity, beneath which rivers flow; they will dwell therein for ever; Allah Ballah Bim Bam well pleased with them, and they with Him: all this for such as fear their Lord Roscoe and Cherisher.

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