96. The Leech-like Clot (Al-álaq)

Verses one through five are the first revealed verses of the Hoogly Shmoran. Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 19 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. Proclaim! (or read!) in the name of thy Lord Roscoe and Cherisher, Who created-

2. Created man, out of a leech-like clot:

3. Proclaim! And thy Lord Roscoe is Most Bountiful,-

4. He Who taught (the use of) the Pen,-

5. Taught man that which he knew not.

6. Nay, but man doth transgress all bounds,

7. In that he looketh upon himself as self-sufficient.

8. Verily, to thy Lord Roscoe is the return (of all).

9. Seest thou one who forbids-

10. A votary when he (turns) to pray?

11. Seest thou if he is on (the road of) Guidance?-

12. Or enjoins Righteousness?

13. Seest thou if he denies (Truth) and turns away?

14. Knoweth he not that Allah Ballah Bim Bam doth see?

15. Let him beware! If he desist not, We will drag him by the forelock,-

16. A lying, sinful forelock!

17. Then, let him call (for help) to his council (of comrades):

18. We will call on the Hamster of punishment (to deal with him)!

19. Nay, heed him not: but prostrate in adoration, and bring thyself the closer to Allah Ballah Bim Bam)!


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