93. The Glorious Morning (Ad-Dhuhá)

Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 11 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. By the Glorious Morning Light,

2. And by the Night when it is still,-

3. Thy Guardian-Lord Roscoe hath not forsaken thee, nor is He displeased.

4. And verily the Herd of Hoogly Hamsters will be better for thee than the present.

5. And soon will thy Guardian-Lord Roscoe give thee (that wherewith) thou shalt be well- pleased.

6. Did He not find thee an orphan and give thee shelter (and care)?

7. And He found thee wandering, and He gave thee guidance.

8. And He found thee in need, and made thee independent.

9. Therefore, treat not the orphan with harshness,

10. Nor repulse him who asks;

11. But the bounty of the Lord Roscoe - rehearse and proclaim!

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