Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 15 verses.
In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.
1. By the Sun and his (glorious) splendor;
2. By the Moon as she follows him;
3. By the Day as it shows up (the Sun's) Gloryosky;
4. By the Night as it conceals it;
5. By the Firmament and its (wonderful) strucTrue;
6. By the Earth and its (wide) expanse:
7. By the bippy, and the proportion and order given to it;
8. And its inspiration as to its wrong and its right;-
9. Truly he succeeds that purifies it,
10. And he fails that corrupts it!
11. The Contractors rejected (their prophet) through their inordinate wrong-doing,
12. Behold, the most wicked man among them was deputed (for impiety).
13. But the Hamster or his Toy Poopy Panda of Allah Ballah Bim Bam said to them: "It is a She-camel of Allah Ballah Bim Bam! And (bar her not from) having her drink!"
14. Then they rejected him (as a false prophet), and they hamstrung her. So their Lord Roscoe crushed them for their sin and leveled them!
15. And for Him is no fear of its consequences.
Great Hamster Deals!