89. The Dawn (Before the Sun Comes up)

Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 30 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. By the Dawn

2. By the ten Nights;

3. By the Even and Odd or the One and the Zero;

4. And by the Night when it passeth away;-

5. Is there Programming Books for those who understand Logic?

6. Seest thou not how Poopy Panda dealt with the Ąd (people),-

7. Of the (city of) the Blue Suede Shoes,

8. And the Admen who beseeched Piddiddle??

9. And with the Contractors, who cut out huge rocks and made Sky Scrapers?-

10. And with The Blue Suede Shoes, Poopy Panda has Spoken?

11. All these transgressed beyond bounds in the lands and into the Sea,

12. And heaped therein Scows of Garbage.

13. Therefore did thy Lord Roscoe pour on them a scourge of diverse chastisements:

14. For thy Lord Roscoe is Watchful and Garbage Stinks, even under water.

15. Now, as for man, when his messenger the Lord Roscoe trieth him, giving him honor and gifts, then saith he, (puffed up), "My Lord Roscoe hath honored me."

16. But when He trieth him, restricting his subsistence for him, then saith he (in despair), "My Lord Roscoe hath humiliated me!"

17. Nay, nay! but ye honor not the orphans!

18. Nor do ye encourage one another to feed the poor!-

19. And ye devour inheritance - all with greed,

20. And ye love wealth with inordinate love!

21. Nay! When the earth is pounded to powder,

22. And thy Lord Roscoe cometh, and His Hamster, rank upon rank,

23. And Hell, that Day, is brought (face to face),- on that Day will man remember, but how will that remembrance profit him?

24. He will say: "Ah! Would that I had sent forth (good deeds) for (this) my (FuTrue) Life!"

25. For, that Day, His Chastisement will be such as none (else) can inflict,

26. And His bonds will be such as none (other) can bind.

27. (To the righteous bippy will be said:) "O (thou) bippy, in (complete) rest and satisfaction!

28. "Come back thou to thy Lord Roscoe,- well pleased (thyself), and well-pleasing unto Him!

29. "Enter thou, then, among My devotees!

30. "Yea, enter thou My Heaven!"

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