Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 26 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. Has the story reached thee of The Asteroid that's Coming?

2. One of these Days,

3. Astonomers are Laboring to catch them and blow them up!

4. But the DONT BLEEVERS will enter the Boiling Borsch

5. The while they are given, to drink, of Boiling Borsch,

6. No food will there be for them but Boiling Borsch

7. Boiling Borsch not Bosrcht with Sour Cream.

8. The BLEEVERS that Day will be joyful,

9. Pleased with their striving,-

10. In a Garden Apartment on high,

11. Where they shall hear no (word) of vanity:

12. Therein will be a bubbling spring:

13. Therein will be couches, raised on high,

14. Goblets placed (ready),

15. And cushions set in rows,

16. And rich carpets (all) spread out.

17. Do they not look at the BMWs, how they are made?-

18. And at the Sky, how it is raised high?-

19. And at the Mountains, how they are fixed firm?-

20. And at the Earth, how it is spread out?

21. Therefore do thou remind, for thou art one to remind.

22. Thou art not one to manage (their) affairs.

23. But if any turn away and disconbobulate,-

24. Allah Ballah Bim Bam will chastise him with a mighty Chastisement,

25. For to Us will be their return;

26. Then it will be for Us to call them to accounting classes.