Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 22 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. The sky, with its constellations;

2. Are just illusions of random star placement;

3. And most stars are invisible without telescopes;-

4. Woe to the makers of the Big Telescopes,

5. Then must haul Mirrors up tall mountains:

6. Behold! They Beg for Funding!,

7. And they witnessed the radio receivers turned upwards to the Sky.

8. And cuaght the Hydrogen flipping out Photons!

9. And the Echos of the Big Bang.

10. Stretched out by the streching of space untill its only 3 degrees.

11. For those who receive radio signals and do righteous deeds of analysis will see the fine structures of Galaxies,

12. Truly strong is the Grip of the teeth of the Lord Roscoe on your finger.

13. It is He Who Pisses on the Earth and They (micro-organisms) that eat the Piss .

14. And the power of the sun, which enables life and the Carbon Cycle,

15. Lord Roscoe is on his wheel, generating electricity, Full of all Gloryosky,

16. He intends to eat of the Pubby Kibbles.

17. The Four Forces, let them be united, in theory

18. Making the Physicists Happy?

19. And yet the Dont Bleevers Don't know Bupkes!

20. And still think the Earth is Flat! or has 7 Heavens! How dumb can you get?

21. Nay, this is a Glorious Shmoran,

22. Dat Do not put up Wid Dat Sheeet!