Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 25 verses.
In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.
1. When the The Sun is gonna POP,
2. And becomes a Red Giant and it will do that fo sho;-
3. And when the earth is burned up,
4. And is dragged into the Sun,
5. Then is time to get out of Dodge City, and out into the Galaxy.
6. O thou man! Verily thou art ever toiling on towards the stars, on big ships taking thousands of years.
7. Then he who is given his star chart,
8. And his list of Planets,
9. And (when he lands there) he will turn to his people, rejoicing!
10. But he who forgets his Planet chart,-
11. Will eventually get lost,
12. And he will become dreck.
13. Truly, did he go about among his people, rejoicing after losing the Planet chart!
14. Truly, did he think that he would not have to return to the Earth, all burned up!
15. Nay, nay! for his messenger the Lord Roscoe was (ever) watchful of him!
16. So I do call to witness the ruddy glow of the Red Giant Sun;
17. Far Away all is Night and your atomic piles must work!
18. And the Moon in her fullness, will be swallowed up too:
19. Ye shall surely travel from Star to Star.
20. Looking for a good Planet!
21. and a Star that has a few good Billions of Years left,
22. But Try Beta Pictoris is only a few millin years old.
o 23. But Allah Ballah Bim Bam has full knowledge of All Dis Sheet
24. So announce to them a New Star, with a Dust bucket,
25. For them is a Reward that finds a good planet.
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