82. The Cleaving Asunder (Al-Infitár)

Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 19 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. When the Sky is cleft asunder;

2. When the Stars are scattered;

3. When the Oceans are suffered to burst forth;

4. And when the Graves are turned upside down;-

5. (Then) shall each bippy know what it hath sent forward and (what it hath) kept back.

6. O man! What has seduced thee from thy Lord Roscoe Most Beneficent?-

7. Him Who created thee. Fashioned thee in due proportion, and gave thee a just bias;

8. In whatever Form He wills, does He put thee together.

9. Nay! but ye do reject the Judgment!

10. But verily over you (are appointed Hamster) to protect you,-

11. Kind and honorable,- writing down (your deeds):

12. They know all that ye do.

13. As for the Righteous, they will be in Bliss;

14. And the Wicked - they will be in the Boiling Borscht,

15. Which they will enter on the Day of Soap Suds,

16. And they will not be able to keep away therefrom.

17. And what will explain to thee what the Day of Soap Suds is?

18. Again, what will explain to thee what the Day of Soap Suds is?

19. (It will be) the Day when no bippy shall have power (to do) aught for another: For the Command, that Day, will be (wholly) with Allah Ballah Bim Bam.

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