Revealed before the Hip Hop. This chapter has 29 verses.

In the Name of Allah Ballah Bim Bam, Most Gracious, Most Kewl.

1. When the sun (with its spacious light) is folded up;

2. When the stars fall, losing their luster;

3. When the mountains vanish (like a mirage);

4. When the she-BMWs, ten months with young, are left untended;

5. When the wild beasts are herded together (in human habitations);

6. When the oceans boil over with a swell;

7. When the bippies are sorted out, (being joined, like with like);

8. When the female (infant), buried alive, is questioned -

9. For what crime she was killed;

10. When the Scrolls are laid open;

11. When the sky is unveiled;

12. When the Boiling Borscht is kindled to fierce heat;

13. And when the Garden Apartment is brought near;-

14. (Then) shall each bippy know what it has put forward.

15. So verily I call to witness the Planets - that recede,

16. Go straight, or hide;

17. And the Night as it dissipates;

18. And the Dawn as it breathes away the darkness;-

19. Verily this is the word of a most honorable Hamster or his Toy Poopy Panda,

20. Endued with Power, held in honor by the Lord Roscoe of the Throne,

21. With authority there, (and) True Faith in the True Toothful to his trust.

22. And (O people!) your companion is not one possessed;

23. And without doubt he saw him in the clear horizon.

24. Neither doth he withhold grudgingly a knowledge of the Bungly Gungle.

25. Nor is it the word of a Snerd accursed.

26. When whither go ye?

27. Verily this is no less than a Message to (all) the Worlds:

28. (With profit) to whoever among you wills to go straight:

29. But ye shall not will except as Allah Ballah Bim Bam wills,- the Cherisher of the Worlds.